Very nice. I was checking out the AZ racing calendar and I noticed this series of races:
http://www.wmrc.org/tortilla/
It looks like they're pretty close to you are, and have some gnarly climbing.
Oh, and for your fantasy team, check out Tony Martin, Andre Greipel, or Mark Renshaw. They should all be pretty cheap. TM has been on fire lately, and Greipel and Renshaw will be leadouts for Cav, meaning that they stand a good chance of getting high-ish placings themselves just from being at the front of the group. As far as I can tell, these cycling leagues are more about getting the best value for the money, rather than the overall placings.
Hey, where's the lawn!?!?!? Let me guess, dad was too cheap to buy some sod, or have a lawn installed...
Nice van.
Where are the neighbor houses? You live in the middle of nowhere.
Go pry up the manhole cover, there might be something cool under it, your dad is not home, go find the crowbar, your mom won't stop you, and your sisters will laugh when you find a tarantula
*sigh*, use your dad's pedals.
That door does not quite appear to go all the way to the ceiling.
How many trainers do you need?
Come on James, OPEN THE DOOR!!! I dare you!
See, tall, you have to be at least 6' 4" to live in AZ.
BOOO!!!!! Hi mom.
Your mom got a hair cut. I liked it better when her hair was blue.
Sell the piano on eBay before your dad gets home.
Darn, I see your dad was able to get light bulbs with the house, and a lot of them.
You need a new laptop, sell it and buy some more light bulbs.
Use the door James, not the window; you seem to be having a lot of trouble with that door.
No water in the pool, cool, SKATE PARK!!!!
Ah, so you put the one light bulb in the closet.
And your moms 30 pairs of shoes.
Nice carpet.
See, your dad didn't give you all the light bulbs. I'll send you some for Christmas.
Just keep flipping the switches, those lights will turn on sooner or later. See, you need to USE the washing machine, that will help get rid of the smell...
Nice hat on the bike.
148? Man, your getting fat.
Use the shower as well to get rid of the smell.
Man, that is a lot of towels.
That is a very nice trash can... Yeah, James, I really like that trash can. Where can I get a trash can like that? Can you send me a trash can like that? In fact, can I have that trash can (minus the trash and bag)?
Your LITTLE sister has won more races then you...
See, your dad didn't give you a light bulb... he-he
Wait, your room setup looks very familiar.
Don't you have ANY window blinds in this house?!?!?! So, we went from no light bulbs to no window blinds??????????????? I think your dad needs help...
Slide down the roof out the window!
Man, your business must be doing good in AZ, that is a LOT of money.
I don't see any normal close there, just cycling jerseys.
Ok, you said it, James is a bum.
Not light switches, light bulbs. Your old house had switches, but no bulbs. Your dad didn't let you have bulbs unless company was coming over.
The fine china... well, lock up the china and count the silverwear.
I am starting to get the Sanford and Son image here of your new house :D...
Hi, I'm James, and some call me Bike Boy because I love cycling. I moved to Arizona in 2009 from Michigan. This is a blog about cycling and life in general.
Peleton- The main group(pack) of riders in a ride or race Attack- An acceleration by a rider, who is attempting to break away Bridging the gap- Making an attack or effort in an attempt to catch up to the lead group or breakaway Domestique- A rider who rides in the support of his or her team leader. Blocking- An attempt to slow the main field so that a breakaway will succeed. Pulling- Going to the front of a group, controlling the pace and blocking the wind for the rest of the group. Ripping someone's legs off- Beating someone in a race, by a lot.
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Very nice. I was checking out the AZ racing calendar and I noticed this series of races:
http://www.wmrc.org/tortilla/
It looks like they're pretty close to you are, and have some gnarly climbing.
Oh, and for your fantasy team, check out Tony Martin, Andre Greipel, or Mark Renshaw. They should all be pretty cheap. TM has been on fire lately, and Greipel and Renshaw will be leadouts for Cav, meaning that they stand a good chance of getting high-ish placings themselves just from being at the front of the group. As far as I can tell, these cycling leagues are more about getting the best value for the money, rather than the overall placings.
I could not stop laughing, Grandmaster...
First off, nice glasses.
Hey, where's the lawn!?!?!? Let me guess, dad was too cheap to buy some sod, or have a lawn installed...
Nice van.
Where are the neighbor houses? You live in the middle of nowhere.
Go pry up the manhole cover, there might be something cool under it, your dad is not home, go find the crowbar, your mom won't stop you, and your sisters will laugh when you find a tarantula
*sigh*, use your dad's pedals.
That door does not quite appear to go all the way to the ceiling.
How many trainers do you need?
Come on James, OPEN THE DOOR!!! I dare you!
See, tall, you have to be at least 6' 4" to live in AZ.
BOOO!!!!! Hi mom.
Your mom got a hair cut. I liked it better when her hair was blue.
Sell the piano on eBay before your dad gets home.
Darn, I see your dad was able to get light bulbs with the house, and a lot of them.
You need a new laptop, sell it and buy some more light bulbs.
Use the door James, not the window; you seem to be having a lot of trouble with that door.
No water in the pool, cool, SKATE PARK!!!!
Ah, so you put the one light bulb in the closet.
And your moms 30 pairs of shoes.
Nice carpet.
See, your dad didn't give you all the light bulbs. I'll send you some for Christmas.
Just keep flipping the switches, those lights will turn on sooner or later.
See, you need to USE the washing machine, that will help get rid of the smell...
Nice hat on the bike.
148? Man, your getting fat.
Use the shower as well to get rid of the smell.
Man, that is a lot of towels.
That is a very nice trash can... Yeah, James, I really like that trash can. Where can I get a trash can like that? Can you send me a trash can like that? In fact, can I have that trash can (minus the trash and bag)?
Your LITTLE sister has won more races then you...
See, your dad didn't give you a light bulb... he-he
Wait, your room setup looks very familiar.
Don't you have ANY window blinds in this house?!?!?! So, we went from no light bulbs to no window blinds??????????????? I think your dad needs help...
Slide down the roof out the window!
Man, your business must be doing good in AZ, that is a LOT of money.
I don't see any normal close there, just cycling jerseys.
Ok, you said it, James is a bum.
Not light switches, light bulbs. Your old house had switches, but no bulbs. Your dad didn't let you have bulbs unless company was coming over.
The fine china... well, lock up the china and count the silverwear.
I am starting to get the Sanford and Son image here of your new house :D...
Doug.....too much. Way too much.
It's been absent for too long!
Well done James, well done. Except yeah getting out that back door was a little rough, huh?
Why does everyone have such high expectations!
Ok then, not all of us have such high expectations for you.
Abby, James will be living in your garage or attic when he is 30.
So there.
Now, I just got in 40 miles on Hines, and am off to play a BattleTech game, so :P.
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